|The Deaths Of Progress And Development|
|Written by K. Daniel Glover|
|Friday, 25 September 2009 19:27|
The Not Evil Just Wrong team marked the start of Climate Week in New York by hosting a mock funeral that drew attention to the devastating effects of global warming hysteria.
Dressed in black garb, Phelim and his satire crew staged the funeral outside the secretive location for the opening ceremony of Climate Week. They held "R.I.P." headstones in memory of Mr. Progress and Ms. Development, who died at the hands of their own offspring -- the children of the wealthy who became environmentalists.
"They have both been murdered by the unfeeling and cruel actions of environmentalists who said they had to die for the greater good," the fake clergyman said at the funeral.
The event reminded passers-by of the severe economic consequences of environmental scare tactics around the world. Mr. Progress represented wealth and prosperity in America, and Ms. Development served as the symbol of future prosperity in countries like China and India.
The eulogy decried environmentalists and their "close associates," Mr. Poverty and Ms. Death Of Hope, for rejoicing at the deaths of Progress and Development.
Mr. American Dream, Progress' son, also made an appearance, along with his relative, Ms. End Of Poverty. American Dream noted that he would not exist without Progress.
American Dream also warned of his own demise without Progress. "Thanks to environmentalists, the American Dream is close to death."
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